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Authorities notified all tourists who entered the country in recent days not to eat any poultry that appears swollen, or lethargic. In an unprecedented move that shocked many, national police seized thousands of swollen cocks in an early morning raid across the capitol city of Bangkok.
“We have a severe out break to deal with and drastic measures are needed to keep these swollen cocks from falling into the wrong hands,” said Police Commission Kel Glans. “We feel this is just the tip! First, we’ll root out the cause, then we’ll get an immediate hand on this and beat back any chance that this will spread!”
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With-in 24 hours over 20 Members of Parliament, 75 members of the Buckingham Palace staff, Amy Winehouse, and over 700 prostitutes jammed centers in mid-town London demanding confirming tests and immediate medication.

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